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Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story inizia ad imparare
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Dzieci, opowiem wam niesamowitą historię
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the story of how I met your mother inizia ad imparare
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Historię o tym, jak poznałem waszą mamę
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Are we being punished for something? inizia ad imparare
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Yeah, is this gonna take a while? inizia ad imparare
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Yes. 25 years ago, before I was Dad inizia ad imparare
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Tak. 25 lat temu, zanim zostałem tatą
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I had this whole other life inizia ad imparare
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wiodłem całkiem odmienne życie
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Cofnijmy się do 2005 roku
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I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect inizia ad imparare
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Miałem 27 lat, zaczynałem jako architekt
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and living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college inizia ad imparare
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i mieszkałem w Nowym Jorku z Marshallem, moim najlepszym kolegą ze studiów.
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Moje życie było w porządku
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And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up inizia ad imparare
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I wtedy wujek Marshall wszystko zepsuł
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Powinieneś otworzyć szampana,
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You have sex on the kitchen floor inizia ad imparare
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uprawiać seks na podłodze w kuchni
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Don't have sex on our kitchen floor inizia ad imparare
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Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted inizia ad imparare
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I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lilly inizia ad imparare
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Byłem zawsze przy ważnych okazjach z tobą i Lilly,
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night you met, your first date, other first things inizia ad imparare
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noc, kiedy ją poznałeś, wasza pierwsza randka i inne pierwsze rzeczy
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We thought you were asleep inizia ad imparare
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If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too inizia ad imparare
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Jeżeli dół łóżka się rusza to góra też
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You're getting engaged tonight inizia ad imparare
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Dziś wieczorem są twoje zaręczyny.
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Yeah. What are you doin' tonight? inizia ad imparare
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Tak. A co ty robisz dziś wieczorem?
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Here Uncle Marshall was taking the biggest step of his life. inizia ad imparare
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Tutaj wujek Marshall zrobił największy krok w swoim życiu.
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I'm calling up your Uncle Barney. inizia ad imparare
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Ja zadzwoniłem do wujka Barney'a.
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Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls? inizia ad imparare
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Wiesz, że zawsze coś mnie łączyło z półazjatyckimi dziewczynami?
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Well, now I've got a new favorite... Lebanese girls inizia ad imparare
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Teraz mam nowe faworytki... Libańskie dziewczyny.
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Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians inizia ad imparare
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Libańskie Libańskie dziewczyny są teraz nowymi półazjatkami
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Hey, you want to do somethin' tonight? inizia ad imparare
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Robisz dzisiaj coś wieczorem?
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Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up! inizia ad imparare
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Dobra, spotkajmy się w barze za 15 minut. I załóż garnitur!
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Gdzie jest twój garnitur?
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Just once, when I say suit up, I wish you'd put on a suit. inizia ad imparare
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Kiedy powiedziałem załóż garnitur, miałem nadzieję, że go założysz.
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Now, it's gonna be Marshall and Lilly... and me. inizia ad imparare
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Teraz to będzie Marshall i Lilly... i dopiero ja.
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They'll get married, start a family inizia ad imparare
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Oni biorą ślub, zakładają rodzinę.
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Before long, I'm that weird, middle-aged bachelor their kids call Uncle Ted inizia ad imparare
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Wkrótce, będę dziwakiem i kawalerem w średnim wieku, na którego dzieci będą wołać wujek Ted.
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Już wiem, o co tu chodzi.
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Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met? inizia ad imparare
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Już zapomniałeś, co ci mówiłem; w noc, kiedy się poznaliśmy?
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Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live inizia ad imparare
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Barney. We met at the urinal inizia ad imparare
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Barney. Poznaliśmy się w toalecie.
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Lesson one: lose the goatee inizia ad imparare
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Lekcja pierwsza: pozbądź się bródki.
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It doesn't go with your suit inizia ad imparare
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To nie pasuje do garnituru.
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Lesson three: don't even think about getting married till you're 30. inizia ad imparare
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Lekcja trzecia: nawet nie myśl o braniu ślubu przed trzydziestką.
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I guess it's just, your best friend gets engaged, inizia ad imparare
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Ale kiedy twój najlepszy przyjaciel się zaręcza,
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you start thinking about that stuff inizia ad imparare
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I thought I was your best friend inizia ad imparare
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Myślałem, że to ja jestem twoim najlepszym przyjacielem.
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Ted, say I'm your best friend inizia ad imparare
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Ted, powiedz, że to ja jestem twoim najlepszym przyjacielem.
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You're my best friend, Barney. inizia ad imparare
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Jesteś moim najlepszym przyjacielem, Barney
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Good. Then, as your best friend, inizia ad imparare
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Dobrze. Jako twój najlepszy przyjaciel, sugeruję,
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I suggest we play a little game I like to call inizia ad imparare
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iż powinniśmy zagrać w małą grę, która się nazywa
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We're not playing "Have you met Ted?" inizia ad imparare
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Nie będziemy grać w "Poznałaś Teda?"
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That's a very pretty name. inizia ad imparare
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It was finger-painting day at school inizia ad imparare
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Malowaliśmy w szkole rękami
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and a five year-old boy got to second base with me inizia ad imparare
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i pięciolatek zaliczył ze mną drugą bazę.
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Are you sure that's a good idea? inizia ad imparare
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Czy myślisz, że to dobry pomysł?
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After last time, you looked really creepy without eyebrows. inizia ad imparare
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Po ostatnim razie, wyglądałeś naprawdę strasznie bez brwi.
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I think you'll find I'm full of surprises tonight inizia ad imparare
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Myślę, że dziś wieczorem jeszcze cię zaskoczę.
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So, there's more surprises? inizia ad imparare
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Jest więcej niespodzianek?
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Marshall was in his second year of law school, inizia ad imparare
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Marshall był na drugim roku w szkole prawniczej,
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so he was pretty good at thinking on his feet. inizia ad imparare
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więc był dość dobry w kombinowaniu z marszu
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To ja wracam do... gotowania.
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I'm so happy for Marshall, I really am. inizia ad imparare
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Jestem szczęśliwy z powodu Marshalla, naprawdę.
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I just couldn't imagine settling down right now. inizia ad imparare
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Ale jakoś nie mogę wyobrazić sobie siebie w tej roli.
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So, do you think you'll ever get married? inizia ad imparare
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Myślisz, że kiedykolwiek się ożenisz?
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Well, maybe eventually... inizia ad imparare
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some fall day, possibly in Central Park. inizia ad imparare
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jesienią, prawdopodobnie w Central Parku.
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We'll write our own vows. inizia ad imparare
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Napiszemy nasze własne śluby.
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I'm not gonna worry about it! inizia ad imparare
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Damn it, why did Marshall have to get engaged? inizia ad imparare
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Czemu Marshallmusiał się zaręczyć?
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Yeah, nothing hotter than a guy planning out his own imaginary wedding, huh? inizia ad imparare
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Nie ma nic gorętszego niż facet planujący swój wymyślony ślub?
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Actually, I think it's cute. inizia ad imparare
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W sumie myślę, że to jest urocze.
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Well, you're clearly drunk. inizia ad imparare
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Jeszcze jednego dla pani!
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Oh, hey, look what I got. inizia ad imparare
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No. You are too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne. inizia ad imparare
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Jesteś za stary, żeby się bać otworzyć butelkę szampana.
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You are unbelievable, Marshall. inizia ad imparare
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Jesteś niewiarygodny, Marshall.
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There are two big questions a man has to ask in life. inizia ad imparare
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Są dwa pytania, które człowiek musi zadać w życiu.
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One, you plan out for months. inizia ad imparare
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Pierwsze planujesz przez miesiąc.
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The other just slips out when you're half drunk at some bar. inizia ad imparare
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Inne tylko, kiedy siedzisz na w pół pijany w jakimś barze.
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You wanna go out sometime? inizia ad imparare
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Chciałabyś gdzieś wyjść czasami?
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I'm sorry, Carl's my boyfriend. inizia ad imparare
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Przepraszam, Carl jest moim chłopakiem.
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I promised Ted we wouldn't do that. inizia ad imparare
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Przyrzekałem Tedowi, że nie będziemy tego robić.
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Did you know there's a Pop Tart under your fridge? inizia ad imparare
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Wiedziałeś, że pod twoją lodówką jest placek?
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I wanna drink a toast with my fiancée. inizia ad imparare
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Chcę wznieść toast za moją narzeczoną.
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I don't know why I was so scared of this. inizia ad imparare
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Nie wiem, czemu tak się tego bałem.
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To jest bardzo proste, prawda?
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Why am I freaking out all of a sudden? inizia ad imparare
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Dlaczego jestem taki zakręcony?
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I'm not ready to settle down. inizia ad imparare
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How does Carl land a Lebanese girl? inizia ad imparare
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Jak Carl sprowadził tą libańską dziewczynę?
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The plan has always been don't even think about it until you're 30. inizia ad imparare
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Plan zawsze brzmiał, nie myśl o tym przed trzydziestką.
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Exactly. The guy doesn't even own a suit. inizia ad imparare
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Dokładnie. Gość nawet nie ma garnituru.
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Plus, Marshall's found the love of his life inizia ad imparare
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Do tego Marshall znalazł miłość swojego życia.
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Even if I was ready, which I'm not... inizia ad imparare
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Nawet, jeśli byłbym gotowy, ale nie jestem...
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but if I was, it's, like, "Okay, I'm ready. Where is she?" inizia ad imparare
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ale jeżeli bym był to: "Dobra, jestem gotowy. Gdzie ona jest?"
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It was like something from an old movie, inizia ad imparare
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To było coś jak ze starego filmu,
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where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, inizia ad imparare
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gdzie marynarz po drugiej stronie zatłoczonego parkietu widzi dziewczynę,
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turns to his buddy and says, "See that girl? inizia ad imparare
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i mówi do kumpla, "Widzisz tą dziewczynę?
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I'm gonna marry her someday." inizia ad imparare
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Ożenię się z nią którego dnia.
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Hey, Barney, see that girl? inizia ad imparare
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Barney, widzisz tą dziewczynę?
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Oh, yeah. You just know she likes it dirty. inizia ad imparare
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Tak. Widać, że lubi świństwa.
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Nie mogę tak po prostu się przywitać.
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I'm gonna wait until she goes to the bathroom, inizia ad imparare
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Zaczekam, aż wyjdzie do łazienki,
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then I'll strategically place myself by the jukebox... inizia ad imparare
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wtedy stanę w strategicznym miejscu. koło szafy grającej...
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Pozwól, że zgadnę... Ted.
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This guy can barely even spank me in bed for fun. inizia ad imparare
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Ten facet może mi zaledwie dać klapsa w łóżku dla przyjemności.
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He's all like, "Oh, honey. Did that hurt?" inizia ad imparare
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On jest zupełnie jak: "Kochanie, czy to bolało?"
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Let me have it, you pansy!" inizia ad imparare
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Przyłóż mi, ty słabeuszu!"
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- Wow, a complete stranger. inizia ad imparare
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- Och, pan całkiem obcy...
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- No, no, no, no! It's okay. inizia ad imparare
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- Nie, nie, nie! Wszystko w porządku.
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So, these, uh, spankings... inizia ad imparare
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you in pajamas or au naturel? inizia ad imparare
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Jesteś wtedy w piżamie, czy jak cię pan Bóg stworzył?
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I'm a reporter for Metro News One. inizia ad imparare
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Jestem reporterką w Metro News One.
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Well, kind of a reporter. inizia ad imparare
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I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news. inizia ad imparare
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Robię te głupie, małe kawałki na końcu wiadomości.
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monkey who can play the ukulele. inizia ad imparare
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Małpa, która potrafi grać na gitarze.
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I'm hoping to get some bigger stories soon. inizia ad imparare
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Mam nadzieję zająć się niedługo czymś bardziej poważnym.
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Bigger, like, uh... gorilla with an upright bass? inizia ad imparare
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Większym jak... goryl grający na basie?
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Sorry. You're really pretty. inizia ad imparare
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Przepraszam. Jesteś bardzo ładna.
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Oh, your friends don't seem to happy. inizia ad imparare
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Twoje koleżanki nie wyglądają na zbyt szczęśliwe.
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Yeah, see, the one in the middle just got dumped by her boyfriend. inizia ad imparare
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Tak, tą w środku rzucił chłopak.
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So, tonight, every guy is "the enemy." inizia ad imparare
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Więc dziś wieczorem każdy facet jest dla niej wrogiem.
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You know if it'll make your friend feel better, inizia ad imparare
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Wiesz, żeby twoja koleżanka poczuła się lepiej,
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you could throw a drink in my face. I don't mind. inizia ad imparare
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mogłabyś wylać na mnie drinka. Nie mam nic przeciwko.
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And it does look fun in the movies. inizia ad imparare
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I to by było zabawne jak w filmach.
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Hey, you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night? inizia ad imparare
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Chciałabyś zjeść ze mną obiad w sobotę wieczorem?
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I'm going to Orlando for a week on Friday. inizia ad imparare
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W piątek jadę na tydzień do Orlando.
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Some guy's attempting to make the world's biggest pancake. inizia ad imparare
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Jakiś facet usiłuje zrobić największy naleśnik świata.
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That's gonna take a week? inizia ad imparare
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Yeah, he's gonna eat it, too. inizia ad imparare
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Tak, on chce go potem zjeść.
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To będzie kolejny rekord.
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Hey! What's takin' so long? inizia ad imparare
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Hej! Co ci tak długo zajmuje?
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Uh, I know this is a long shot, but how 'bout tomorrow night? inizia ad imparare
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Może to za szybko, ale co powiesz na jutrzejszy wieczór?
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inizia ad imparare
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De... wait for it... nied! inizia ad imparare
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Od... zaczekaj... rzucony!
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inizia ad imparare
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We're goin' out tomorrow night. inizia ad imparare
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Wychodzimy jutro wieczorem.
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I thought we were playin' laser tag tomorrow night. inizia ad imparare
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Myślałem, że idziemy graćw LaserTag jutro wieczorem.
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Yeah, I was never gonna go play laser tag. inizia ad imparare
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Tak, ale nigdy nie zamierzałem iść.
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The next night, I took her out to this little bistro in Brooklyn. inizia ad imparare
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Następnego wieczoru poszliśmy do tego małego lokalu na Brooklinie.
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That is one badass blue French horn. inizia ad imparare
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To jest jedna z tych niebieskich francuskich trąbek.
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Sort of looks like a Smurf penis. inizia ad imparare
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Wygląda jak penis smerfa.
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/Synu, to jest dobra rada.
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when you go on a first date, you really don't wanna say "Smurf penis." inizia ad imparare
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Kiedy będziesz na pierwszej randce /nie wspominaj nic o "penisie smerfa".
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Girls don't ordinarily like that. inizia ad imparare
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Dziewczyny zazwyczaj tego nie lubią.
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But this was no ordinary girl. inizia ad imparare
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Ale to nie była żadna zwykła dziewczyna.
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How long have you been sitting there? inizia ad imparare
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Od jak dawna tu siedzisz?
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Mom, Dad, I have found the future Mrs. Ted Mosby. inizia ad imparare
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Mamo, tato, znalazłem przyszłą panią Mosby.
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Marshall, how have I always described my perfect woman? inizia ad imparare
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Marshall, jak opisywałemzawsze moją wymarzoną dziewczynę?
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Now, let's see... she likes dogs? inizia ad imparare
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I love a scotch that's old enough to order its own scotch. inizia ad imparare
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Kocham szkocka, tą starą wspaniałą szkocką.
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Can quote obscure lines from Ghostbusters? inizia ad imparare
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Cytuje fragmenty z filmu "Pogromcy Duchów"?
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Ray! When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes!" inizia ad imparare
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Ray! Kiedy ktoś pyta cię, czy jesteś bogiem, mówisz "tak"!
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And I'm saving the best for last. inizia ad imparare
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I najlepsze zostawiłem na koniec.
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inizia ad imparare
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inizia ad imparare
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She hates olives! Awesome! inizia ad imparare
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Nienawidzi oliwek! Super!
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The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lilly. inizia ad imparare
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Teoria oliwek opiera się na moich znajomych Marshallu i Lilly.
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He hates olives, she loves them. inizia ad imparare
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On nienawidzi oliwek, ona je kocha.
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In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple. inizia ad imparare
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To właśnie z nich czyni wspaniałą parę.
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You know, I've had a jar of olives just sitting in my fridge forever. inizia ad imparare
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Wiesz, mam słoik oliwek w swojej lodówce od niepamiętnych czasów.
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I could take 'em off your hands. inizia ad imparare
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inizia ad imparare
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It's only the break of 10:30. inizia ad imparare
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I gotta get one of those blue French horns for over my fireplace. inizia ad imparare
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Muszę mieć jedną z tych niebieskich, francuskich trąbek nad moim kominkiem.
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Daj spokój. A purpurowa tuba?
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It's a Smurf penis or no dice. inizia ad imparare
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Some crazy guy on the Manhattan Bridge. inizia ad imparare
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Jakiś szalony gość na moście.
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Come on. You're coverin' it! inizia ad imparare
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Szybko. Musisz się tym zająć!
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I had a really great time tonight. inizia ad imparare
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Świetnie się dzisiaj bawiłam.
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No. The moment wasn't right. inizia ad imparare
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Nie. Moment nie był najlepszy.
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Look, this woman could actually be my future wife. inizia ad imparare
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Zrozum, ta kobieta mogłaby właściwie być moją przyszłą żoną.
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I want our first kiss to be amazing. inizia ad imparare
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Chcę, żeby nasz pierwszy pocałunek był niesamowity.
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Aw, Ted, that is so sweet. inizia ad imparare
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So you chickened out like a little bitch. inizia ad imparare
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więc stchórzyłeś jak mała suka.
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What? I did not chicken out. inizia ad imparare
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I don't need to take first kiss advice from some pirate inizia ad imparare
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Nie potrzebuję rad na temat pierwszego pocałunku od jakiegoś pirata,
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who hasn't been single since the first week of college. inizia ad imparare
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który nie był samotny od pierwszego tygodnia szkoły.
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Anyone who's single would tell you the same thing, inizia ad imparare
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Każdy samotny powiedziałby ci to samo,
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even the dumbest single person alive. inizia ad imparare
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nawet najgłupsza samotna osoba.
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And if you don't believe me, call him. inizia ad imparare
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I jeżeli mi nie wierzysz, zadzwoń do niej.
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I need your opinion on something. inizia ad imparare
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Posłuchaj, potrzebuję twojej porady.
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Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. inizia ad imparare
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Dobra, spotkajmy się w barze za 15 minut.
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So, these guys think I chickened out. inizia ad imparare
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Więc, oni uważają, że stchórzyłem.
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I can't believe you're still not wearing a suit. inizia ad imparare
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Wciąż nie mogę uwierzyć, że nie założyłeś garnituru.
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She didn't even give me the signal. inizia ad imparare
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Nawet nie dała mi sygnału.
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What, is she gonna, she gonna bat her eyes ayou in Morse code? inizia ad imparare
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Co, powinna... powinna ci mrugać oczami w alfabecie morsa?
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Nie! Po prostu ją całujesz!
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Not if you don't get the signal. inizia ad imparare
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Nie, jeżeli nie dostałeś sygnału.
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Did Marshall give me the signal? inizia ad imparare
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Czy Marshall dał mi sygnał?
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Nie! Nie dałem. Przysięgam
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Oh, I should have kissed her. inizia ad imparare
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Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando. inizia ad imparare
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Dobra, może za tydzień, kiedy wróci z Orlando.
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A week? That's like a year in hot girl time. inizia ad imparare
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Za tydzień? To jest jak rok dla tak gorącej dziewczyny.
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She'll forget all about you. inizia ad imparare
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Mark my words... you will never see that one again. inizia ad imparare
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Zapamiętaj moje słowa... nigdy nie zobaczysz już tej dziewczyny.
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... persuaded him to reconsider. inizia ad imparare
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przekonał go, by rozważyć to ponownie.
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At which point, the man came down off the ledge, inizia ad imparare
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W tym momencie skoczek /zrezygnował ze skoku,
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giving this bizarre story a happy ending. inizia ad imparare
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dając tej dziwacznej /historii szczęśliwe zakończenie.
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- Reporting from Metro One News... inizia ad imparare
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Mówiła dla Metro One News...
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As your future lawyer, I'm gonna advise you that's freakin' crazy. inizia ad imparare
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Jako twój przyszły prawnik, chcę ci powiedzieć, że to jest szaleństwo.
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I never do anything crazy. inizia ad imparare
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Nigdy nie zrobiłem niczego zwariowanego.
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I'm always waiting for the moment, planning the moment. inizia ad imparare
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Zawsze czekałem na właściwy moment, wszystko planowałem.
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Well, she's leaving tomorrow. inizia ad imparare
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This may be the only moment I'm gonna get. inizia ad imparare
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To jedyny moment, jaki mogę jeszcze mieć.
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I gotta do what that guy couldn't. inizia ad imparare
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Mógłbym zrobić to, czego ten gość nie mógł.
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Okay, not a perfect metaphor, inizia ad imparare
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No może to nie jest najlepsza metafora,
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'cause for me it's fall in love and get married, inizia ad imparare
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bo dla mnie oznacza to miłość i małżeństwo,
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and for him it's... death. inizia ad imparare
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Actually, that is a perfect metaphor. inizia ad imparare
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Właściwie, to jest doskonała metafora.
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By the way, did I congratulate you two? inizia ad imparare
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Tak przy okazji, pogratulowałem wam obojgu?
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All right, but under one condition. inizia ad imparare
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Dobra, ale pod jednym warunkiem.
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Look at you, you beautiful bastard. You suited up! inizia ad imparare
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Spójrz na siebie, ty piękny gnojku. Założyłeś garnitur!
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This is totally going in my blog! inizia ad imparare
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To się nadaje na mojego bloga!
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Uh, pull over right here. inizia ad imparare
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Zatrzymaj samochód. Zatrzymaj się tam.
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Everybody brings flowers. inizia ad imparare
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Ted's gonna get it on with a TV reporter. inizia ad imparare
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Ted zrobi to z reporterką TV.
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"Po prostu zrób to". Dobra.
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Kiss the crap outta that girl! inizia ad imparare
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Pocałuj w końcu tą dziewczynę!
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Marshall, remember this night. inizia ad imparare
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Marshall, zapamiętaj tą noc.
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When you're the best man at our wedding and you give a speech, inizia ad imparare
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Kiedy będziesz drużbą na naszym ślubie i będziesz wygłaszał mowę,
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you're gonna tell this story. inizia ad imparare
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opowiedz wszystkim tą historyjkę.
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Why does he get to be the best man? inizia ad imparare
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Dlaczego on ma być drużbą?
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To ja jestem twoim najlepszym przyjacielem!
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As I walked up to that door, a million thoughts raced through my mind. inizia ad imparare
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Kiedy szedłem w stronę drzwi, /milion myśli chodziło mi po głowie.
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Unfortunately, one particular thought did not. inizia ad imparare
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Niestety, jedna konkretna - nie.
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Ranjit, you must have done it with a Lebanese girl? inizia ad imparare
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Ranjit, robiłeś to już z libańską dziewczyną?
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Okay, that's my Barney limit. inizia ad imparare
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I'm gonna see if that bodega has a bathroom. inizia ad imparare
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Muszę skorzystać z łazienki.
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Actually, I'm from Bangladesh. inizia ad imparare
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Właściwie jestem z Bangladeszu.
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Here's a picture of my wife. inizia ad imparare
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To jest zdjęcie mojej żony.
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A simple "no" would have sufficed. inizia ad imparare
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Wystarczyłoby zwykłe "nie"...
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So, Ted, what brings you back to Brooklyn at 1:00 in the morning in a suit? inizia ad imparare
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Ted, co cię sprowadza do Brooklinu o 1:00 nad ranem w garniturze?
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inizia ad imparare
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that you said I could have. inizia ad imparare
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te, które powiedziałaś, że mogę wziąć.
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Would you like those olives with some gin and vermouth? inizia ad imparare
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Chciałbyś do tych oliwek trochę dżinu z wermutem?
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Are you trying to get me drunk? inizia ad imparare
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So, Marshall, this olive theory, based on you and Lilly? inizia ad imparare
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Marshall, ta oliwkowa teoria opiera się na tobie i Lilly?
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Ty nie możesz ich znieść.
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Two weeks ago, Spanish bar on 79th street, dish of olives, you had some... what up? inizia ad imparare
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Dwa tygodnie temu, w hiszpańskim barze na 79 ulicy. Było danie z oliwkami. Zjadłeś trochę...
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You have to swear that this does not leave this cab. inizia ad imparare
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Musisz przyrzec, że to pozostanie tylko miedzy nami w tej taksówce.
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On our first date, I ordered a Greek salad. inizia ad imparare
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Na naszej pierwszej randce, zamówiłem grecką sałatę.
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Lilly asked if she could have my olives. inizia ad imparare
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Lily spytała, czy mogłaby dostać moje oliwki.
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- I said, "Sure. I hate olives." inizia ad imparare
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Powiedziałem: "Jasne. Nienawidzę oliwek."
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Miałem wtedy osiemnaście lat.
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Been waitin' my whole life for a pretty girl to want my olives. inizia ad imparare
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Czekałem całe swoje życie na piękną dziewczynę, która zechce moje oliwki.
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Marshall, I'm gonna give you an early wedding present. inizia ad imparare
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Marshall, dam ci radę zanim się ożenisz.
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I think I like your olive theory. inizia ad imparare
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Chyba podoba mi się twoja oliwkowa teoria
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I think I like your new French horn. inizia ad imparare
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Chyba podoba mi się twoja nowa francuzka trąbka.
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I think I like your nose. inizia ad imparare
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Chyba podoba mi się twój nos.
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I think I'm in love with you. inizia ad imparare
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Chyba się w tobie zakochałem.
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Come on, man, you said your stomach's been hurting, right? inizia ad imparare
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Daj spokój stary, powiedziałeś, że twój żołądek cierpi, prawda?
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You're hungry for experience. inizia ad imparare
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Jesteś spragniony nowych doświadczeń.
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Hungry for something new. inizia ad imparare
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Spragniony czegoś nowego.
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But you're too scared to do anything about it. inizia ad imparare
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Ale jesteś za bardzo wystraszony, żeby coś z tym zrobić.
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inizia ad imparare
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But, when I think of spending the rest of my life with Lilly... inizia ad imparare
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Ale kiedy myślę o spędzeniu reszty życia z Lily...
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committing, forever, no other women... inizia ad imparare
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zaangażowanie, wieczność, brak innych kobiet...
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inizia ad imparare
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inizia ad imparare
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You gonna hit Disneyworld? inizia ad imparare
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Chcesz zwiedzić Disneyworld?
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I-I-I can't believe I said that. inizia ad imparare
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Nie mogę uwierzyć, że to powiedziałem.
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Dlaczego to powiedziałem?
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inizia ad imparare
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Why are we still sitting here? inizia ad imparare
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Dlaczego wciąż tu jesteśmy?
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Let's go. We can still make last call. inizia ad imparare
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Jedziemy. Możemy coś jeszcze zrobić.
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inizia ad imparare
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Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum? inizia ad imparare
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inizia ad imparare
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inizia ad imparare
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And we can't just abandon Ted. inizia ad imparare
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Nie możemy tak zostawić Teda.
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If it doesn't go well up there, he's gonna need some support. inizia ad imparare
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Jeżeli nie pójdzie mu zbyt dobrze będzie potrzebował wsparcia.
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It's been, like, 20 minutes. inizia ad imparare
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Jest tam jakieś 20 minut.
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You think they're doin' it in front of the dogs? inizia ad imparare
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- Myślisz, że to robią przy psach?
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Hey, there was a girl in college, she had this golden retriever... inizia ad imparare
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Była taka dziewczyna w szkole, miała tego złotego retrivera...
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Okay, we can go to the bar. inizia ad imparare
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Dobra, możemy jechać do baru.
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inizia ad imparare
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So, when you tell this story to your friends, inizia ad imparare
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Więc, kiedy będziesz opowiadać tą historię swoim znajomym,
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could you avoid the word "psycho?" inizia ad imparare
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możesz nie używać słowa "psychopata"?
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Wolałbym "ekscentryczny".
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Um, how do I get to the F train? inizia ad imparare
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Oh, um, two blocks that way and take a right. inizia ad imparare
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Dwie przecznice w tamtą stronę i w prawo.
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Mam już dość bycia samotnym.
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Look, obviously, you can't tell a woman you just met you love her. inizia ad imparare
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Oczywiście nie możesz powiedzieć kobiecie, którą dopiero spotkałeś, że ją kochasz.
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But... it sucks that you can't. inizia ad imparare
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Ale... to jest do kitu, że nie możesz.
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I'll tell you something, though. inizia ad imparare
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If a woman... not you, just some hypothetical woman... inizia ad imparare
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Jeżeli kobieta... nie ty, jakaś tam hipotetyczna kobieta...
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were to bear with me through all this, inizia ad imparare
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I think I'd make a damn good husband. inizia ad imparare
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myślę, że byłbym strasznie dobrym mężem.
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Because, that's the stuff I'd be good at, inizia ad imparare
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Ponieważ w tym byłbym dobry.
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stuff like making her laugh and being a good father. inizia ad imparare
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W rozśmieszaniu i byciu dobrym ojcem...
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And walking her five hypothetical dogs. inizia ad imparare
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I w wyprowadzaniu jej hipotetycznych 5 psów.
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Everyone thinks they're a good kisser. inizia ad imparare
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Każdy myśli, że dobrze całuje.
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inizia ad imparare
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And I'm a good handshaker. inizia ad imparare
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I jestem dobry w uściskach dłoni.
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That's a pretty great handshake. inizia ad imparare
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To bardzo dobry uścisk dłoni.
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I'll probably never see her again. inizia ad imparare
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Prawdopodobnie nigdy więcej jej nie zobaczę.
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That long, lingering handshake? inizia ad imparare
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You should have kissed her. inizia ad imparare
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There's no such thing as "the signal." inizia ad imparare
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To mogło nie wyglądać na "sygnał".
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But, yeah, that was the signal. inizia ad imparare
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inizia ad imparare
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By the way, you should have kissed her. inizia ad imparare
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Tak przy okazji, powinieneś ją pocałować.
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Carl! You guys weren't there. inizia ad imparare
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I am so turned on right now. inizia ad imparare
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Ależ jestem teraz nakręcona!
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Yeah, Ted, we're not on you anymore. inizia ad imparare
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Ted, nie musisz tego powtarzać.
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I asked her about it years later. inizia ad imparare
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/Zapytałem ją o to rok później.
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And, yeah, that was the signal. inizia ad imparare
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inizia ad imparare
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But that's the funny thing about destiny. inizia ad imparare
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Ale to jest właśnie zabawne.
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It happens whether you plan it or not. inizia ad imparare
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Tak się właśnie dzieje, czy to planujesz, czy nie.
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I mean, I never thought I'd see that girl again, inizia ad imparare
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Nigdy nie myślałem, że zobaczę jeszcze tą dziewczynę,
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