el váter in inglese:

Where's the toilet?

With no picks how did you break in? "The toilet window was open."

Tom asked Mary to pick up some toothpaste and some toilet paper at the supermarket.

Is it possible to catch AIDS from toilet seats? "No, it isn't."

a large bowl and pipe attached to the floor and wall in a bathroom, used to collect body waste * Cleaning the toilet is my least favorite household chore.

When I got worried and went to check on him, it looked like he'd barricaded himself in the department's toilet and wasn't coming out.

Anyhow, lunch ... is where I wanted to go but I decided to go to the toilet first.

Gentlemen, lift the toilet seat! Ladies also like to sit dry.

If you piss on the toilet seat, wipe it off!

From the corridor, you can reach the living room, the kitchen, and the toilet, or you can take the stairs upstairs, where the bedrooms and the bathroom are.

Before meeting your guests, be sure to carefully check that the toilet door locks.

Women - why do they want to go to toilet in groups? I don't get it at all.

Jack's phone FELT INTO the toilet but Jack DRIED IT with a TOWEL

What's the technical terminology for assisting someone to go to the toilet with a urine bottle?

That's right. At the least I wish they'd add one to the first floor as well ... Wait a mo! Why are you here!? "'Why' is obvious isn't it? It's so we can go to the toilet together."